Thursday, June 03, 2004

Crazy Monkey Part 2

Arriving today into the office...

CM:Hi, how was the Movie?
Me:Uh.... We got there too late. We went to Ontario and were like 5 minutes late...

I turn to set down my bag and shades, look down to see a coworker and blog follower.... Known as BWS (Big Willie Style). BWS is silently laughing his ass off, flashing what I used to say a shit eating grin. Having thought about the term, why would you smile if you were eating shit. So lets just say its an ear to ear smile, with the convulsions of laughter, but thankfully it was quiet. CM was cut off from view by the partitions of his "cubicle". Everything was fine till this point, I was calm, had the poker face going. Then I see BWS, and I start sporting a smile, struggling to stay calm. I turn back around to CM, and see him silently mouth "I'm sorry". Well it could have been "I love you", being that the mouth movements are all similar. I am going to assume it was "I'm Sorry". I reassure him that it wasn't his fault, that traffic and money and blah blah blah. CM is not dumb, well, actually he is, but the man has been to a movie or two in his life, and knows that you don't miss anything if you are 5 minutes late. So tonight as I sleep I shall pray that tomorrow does not bring the unleashing of Disgruntled Monkey....

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