2 hours of sheer boredom, with 5 minutes of actual usefulness

How many people out there work in an office type environment? I do, and I must say, it is the height of tedium. I used to think high school history was boring, staring at the clock, tick tock, tick tock. Well that pales in comparison to Meeting. Meeting occurs ever 2 weeks, when Blah graces us with his presence. Blah comes in, cracks a lame joke, and expects his serfs to bow down to him and fawn over him. Much like Jennifer Lopez doing an interview, minus the killer ass. Blah pontificates about how great he is, in his skillful maneuvering with the other managers that Blah associates with. Never mind the fact that Blah is the butt of many of their jokes, much like the pointy haired chap in the Dilbert cartoons. Today I sat in Meeting, while Blah was rambling, and it occurred to me. Meeting is much like the opening scenes of the movie Summer School (on sale now at Best Buy for 9.99 DVD) Mark Harmon is up, teaching away. The camera pans to the class, and people are sleeping, reading a magazine, talking, so on and so forth. In my meeting, Mr X. was surfing the internet, I was chatting with BK, and the two office ladies were doing their own thing. No one likes Blah. When Blah discusses things of importance, Blah rambles on, making things so confusing. Blah makes Meetings last twice as long as they should. Meetings suck, they waist my time. I would rather watch a bad movie, like Gigli, than sit in Meeting with Blah.

PS. The conference room that houses Meeting has some wonderful artwork. Cheesy art work that you buy at office depot. At least it is not the lame inspirational stuff you see. It is a wolf, and it stares at the seat where Blah sits. Wolf has a look on his face, much like I imagine on mine, of "What the Hell are you Talking about" Its a look that Arnold gives when he said "What you talkin 'bout Willis?" with an angry edge. I look at it when Blah speaks, it makes me laugh.