I'm Going to Hell!!!! YAY I like warm weather....

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

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Where are they now....?

What ever happened to the group Another Bad Creation? You remember, the 5 little kids rapping and rhyming about subjects well beyond their collective years. They came out in 1991, under the guidence behind the great musical minds of Bell Biv DeVoe. They had great songs like Iesha, and Playground. Quintesential songs of the eary 90s. But then nothing. Even Kris Kross had a couple of follow up albums are still touring around on the beloved County Fair circuit. I expect to turn out E! True Hollywood Story and see a show about Another Bad Creation, how one wound up doing porn, the other one in prison for selling drugs, and yet another one that was shot dead in a bank robbery. You know, the typical ending to a young star whos career died out before puberty. On the other hand, Fox will probably air the reunion concert this summer...

Humor

In the everlasting struggle to protect the names of the 'innocent', most bloggers choose to use aliases. Well there is a person I spend entirely too much time around, who has a nickname much like that of brand of gum. I shall refer to her here as 'Wintergreen'. Wintergreen is an interesting person. A person who is empowered by the fact they have been a government employee almost as long as I have been out of Diapers. Someone who has a sheer lack of knowledge, understanding and skill to deal with a business environment, but for some reason has advanced into a position of low level power and authority. I think that is due to El Jefe, who is very much like Howard Hughes I think, sits in an office all day long, slowly loosing touch with reality, going crazy day by day. I hope I am here when he snaps, and is dragged away in a straight jacket, saying "1....2....3 Deputies, Ah Ha Ha" much like the count from Sesame Street.

Anyways, after discussing a minor conflict I had with Wintergreen with a coworker, I came up with a brilliant idea, albeit if not illegal, definitely against some bureaucratic policy somewhere. For Christmas I plan to get Wintergreen a 'dildo'. I imagine the exchange something like this.....

Me: Here you go, Merry Christmas
WG (opening package and holding the device) What the hell is this for?
Me: So you can go fuck yourself!

Crude, yes, but hey, that's me.

Excellent Movie Quote

I saw this movie weekend, Mean Girls, and I must say, it was pretty funny. It is not your average teen queen High School movie, it appeals on many levels. Tim Meadows has a minor roll, but does a great job at it, very funny.
Anyhow, so here is the line. To set it up, the main character is talking about homeschooling, and they show a clip of the "religious wack jobs" that one thinks of in regards to home schooling....
"And on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle, so man could fight the Dinosaurs....And the HOMOSEXUALS"
Now picture some slack Jawed hillbilly child with a gap tooth, saying that, in the heavy Southern Drawl....

SUV whinners

If I hear another SUV/Large Truck purchaser complain about the cost of filling up the gastank, or how little gas miliage they get in their beast of a gas hog, I just might have to commit mass murder! "Oh my new Chevy only gets 3 miles to the gallon when we tow our trailer, 4 jet skis, 2 boats, and the motorcycles..." I hear this every Monday/Tuesday after a long weekend, and with Memorial Day coming up, it will happen again. You knew when you bought the damn thing how much gas it took, and how much milage it got, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Next time I hear someone complain about the SUV, I might just call some eco-terrorist group to take care of it.....

Blog relationship

Not to overdo it with the blogging on one day, but hey its a new toy, and I wanna play with it!

So on the news the other day, they had a story about ending a relationship with a text message. I thought, wow that be some shallow shit to dump ur girl with a text message (or be dumped). I have done it in IM, not the best way, but at least it is 2 way, only one step removed from face to face. I have had friends who left the ex in email, and that was pretty low, especially when they send it at 2am when the girl is off on vacation with the family havin a good ole time.

Well it hit me yesterday, when I was conetmplating starting this bad boy, dumping by blog. Imagine that, there for the whole world to see, "Sally, its done, get your stuff and get out". Not my way of doing it, but I bet someone out there in internet land has pulled the rip cord and bailed out of a spiralling relationship with his/her blog.

Kruk is my hero

Surfing on ESPN Page 2, reading the random whims of some sports guys, came across this posting from John Kruk. I now have a new hero in life :

"ROMAN IS BURNING
Here is something that I still don't understand.


I was watching something from the 2003 Academy Awards the other day. Didn't seem like anything special. All those shows are the same.


Then Harrison Ford presents the award for Best Director. And the Oscar goes to ... Roman Polanski for "The Pianist."


The place errupts in applause and they give this guy a standing ovation. Now, this isn't a big deal in Hollywood. These guys use every opportunity to fawn all over each other. But this one was a little different. See, Roman couldn't make it. Back in 1977, he had sex with a 13-year-old girl at Jack Nicholson's house and, because he feared jail time, he fled the country.


We all know the story. If you don't, check out what The Smoking Gun has on this guy. He knows what he did and he should be in jail. The guy is a child molester.


Sorry you had to receive your award by FedEx, Roman.


That's not the point.


What the hell are all these Hollywood people doing cheering this guy on? I know these idiots have no sense of reality, but this guy is a special hero because he ran away from the law after abusing a little girl?


We all know that celebrities think they are above the law, but I didn't know that also meant you cheer known criminals because they're part of "the club."


I wonder when O.J. is going to get his standing O."

Bravo!!
My friend Kevin talks about this, with the same vigor, but you never hear the press, hollywood or anyone else for that manner speak up about it. Then here is Kruk, flowing about ole Roman and his molesting ways. He isnt gonna win a Pulitzer for it, but still, I was suprised to see it.

WTF is so good about no hog?

Okay so the other day I am jammin to Ice Cube 'Today was a good day' (well the Dynamite Hack cover of it). And a question popped into my head, Why is "mama cookin the breakfast wif no hog" a good thing? I could understand if Mr. Jackson (Ice Cube's real name) was Jewish, but I seriously doubt it. So tell me America, why is no bacon, sausage, ham, pork chop, hot dog, or any other pork product, for breakfast good? I love me some bacon with my toast, some sausage with my eggs, some ham in my omlette. To me, mama cooking the breakfast with hog, makes it a good day.