Humor

In the everlasting struggle to protect the names of the 'innocent', most bloggers choose to use aliases. Well there is a person I spend entirely too much time around, who has a nickname much like that of brand of gum. I shall refer to her here as 'Wintergreen'. Wintergreen is an interesting person. A person who is empowered by the fact they have been a government employee almost as long as I have been out of Diapers. Someone who has a sheer lack of knowledge, understanding and skill to deal with a business environment, but for some reason has advanced into a position of low level power and authority. I think that is due to El Jefe, who is very much like Howard Hughes I think, sits in an office all day long, slowly loosing touch with reality, going crazy day by day. I hope I am here when he snaps, and is dragged away in a straight jacket, saying "1....2....3 Deputies, Ah Ha Ha" much like the count from Sesame Street.

Anyways, after discussing a minor conflict I had with Wintergreen with a coworker, I came up with a brilliant idea, albeit if not illegal, definitely against some bureaucratic policy somewhere. For Christmas I plan to get Wintergreen a 'dildo'. I imagine the exchange something like this.....

Me: Here you go, Merry Christmas
WG (opening package and holding the device) What the hell is this for?
Me: So you can go fuck yourself!

Crude, yes, but hey, that's me.